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As the actress said to the bishop

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(thing) by jt (1.4 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Wed Aug 29 2001 at 7:00:03

A phrase which when spoken is intended to render the preceding sentence sexually suggestive. For example:
"Why don't you come inside?"
"... as the actress said to the bishop."
"Is it up yet?"
"... as the actress said to the bishop."
"Dammit, I'm so wet!"
"... as the actress said to the bishop."
"Just bend me over a table and fuck me!"
"... as the actress said to the bishop."
Anybody who takes time out to utter a witticism in the latter situation should perhaps reassess their priorities.

Who the actress is, or why she chooses to associate with a bishop, remains a mystery.


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