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Buttered toast / Cat array engineering

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(thing) by Syntari (10.5 mon) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Tue Jan 16 2001 at 3:55:40

The largely fictional career field which I, nevertheless, want to write my required career report for English on. Said report will contain such useful information as:

"The current average pay for BT/CA engineers is nothing, as training techniques in the field have progressed exponentially faster than the technology. As an unfortunate side-effect, the market is currently flooded with bright young BT/CA engineers who are perfectly qualified to operate equipment that no one has yet been able to build."


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Why strapping buttered toast to a cat's back will not produce infinite power Alternative methods for cooking microwave popcorn The Value of a College Degree - Computer Science It's mean to hide a kitten in a puppy's butt
gravity is a harsh mistress Never trust any machine more complex than a knife and fork How to transmit information faster than light speed The Profanity Hierarchy of Severity
YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK! Perpetual Dream Theory The Space-Time Continuum Is NO Toy! Why toast lands butter side down
Big Iron Penis Shrine Saw Adjusting a bicycle seat Cat Power
You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you The Microsoft email message to announce the birth of Bill Gates' first child extra slutty olive oil multiverse
Bengal Symphony X Chloramine How to solve the obesity epidemic and the oil price hike in one fell swoop
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