It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.

I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends	Indestructible	Everything2 Civil War	God is an imaginary friend for adults
There's nothing sadder than an unemployed stripper with a sick car at Christmas time	You fail at sex	Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?	Is Humanism Molesting Your Child?
May 6, 2006	E2 is unfriendly to new noders	Soulless	Apartment on High
naturism	A Philosopher Asks a Zen Master	Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

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