Mary Andrews is Archie Andrews' mom. She is apparantly the reason for Archie's phenotype as his dad doesn't have red hair. She's very easy to mix up with Betty Cooper's mom, maybe because they aren't different at all. Her most brilliant piece of work features her making a cassete tape yelling, "GO TO YOUR ROOM! CLEAN UP THAT MESS! VACUUM THOSE FLOORS!" and placing it in Archie's tape player which he took to Veronica's house to play for the whole gang, thinking it was some rock band.