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Murderhorn

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(thing) by ryano (2.9 wk) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Tue Jun 20 2000 at 9:25:19

Springfield's highest mountain. Abe Simpson once made an attempt to conquer it, but bottled out and tried to eat his climbing companion. Many years later, Homer Simpson was sponsered by Powersauce bars to make another attempt. He only made it to the top by demolishing the remaining bit of the mountain he had to climb.

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