I got tired of flirting with Jeff -
the blood in his cheek
every time I would speak
turned quickly from thrilling to blank.

And your roommate, who called me a dish -
while you were away
in deep Tanqueray
saliva and secrets were mixed.

And listen to this, uncomfortable sis,
who thinks me naïve and a bore to be with:

your best friend Amanda...

...while you were at class,
that hotblooded lass
showed me the life
with the curve of her ass.