What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.

Death to wretched Japanese kittens	I cough up butterflies	How to disappear completely and never be found	"My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
Do you remember when Everything was small?	Perils of being too good at your job	Creative methods of suicide	I absorb languages
Why onions make your eyes water	I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.	Colonel Potter and the Chamber of Secrets	Final Fantasy VII
Jay Sherman	Nothing is too wonderful to be true	Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker	The rose and the nightingale
cbriver	Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?	German Short Haired Pointer	Taipan
apathy	August 29, 2005

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