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(thing) by spazm (4.7 d) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Sun Aug 26 2001 at 14:40:47

Admittedly, the title of this writeup is a little ambiguous. If you are looking for recipes which include cat meat, this isn't the place. (cat meat can probably be used as a raccoon substitute in recipes, however.)

These are some recipes for "gourmet cat food" which I have found online. Because cats probably can't distinguish "gourmet food" from a can full of hot garbage, prepare these only if you are supremely bored.

Sardines and Rice
  • 2 Cans of sardines with oil
  • 2/3 cup cooked rice
  • 1/4 cup finely chopped parsley

Mix all ingredients until the sardines have broken into cat-bite sized pieces.

Chicken and Tuna Delight
Pour enough cold water over the chicken to cover it, then add the onion and garlic. Bring to a boil, then simmer for two hours. Allow the stuff to cool, then remove all bones. Stir in the tuna, and serve cold.


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