fresh loin air

created by nate

(idea) by nate (1.9 d) (print) ? (I like it!) 1 C! Sat Nov 13 1999 at 8:37:29

Your loins are under layers of clothing 23 1/2 hours a day... and thats IF you take long showers! Face it, after years of this treatment your genitals want to get out! Spend some time in open clothing. You owe it to your favorite organs.

(idea) by sleeping wolf (4.1 d) (print) ? (I like it!) 1 C! Fri Jan 07 2000 at 9:17:22

The fix is easy. Wear a kilt. Kilts are one of the best ways to ensure your loin air is fresh, and now you can find out how to wear a great kilt (or go and get a utilikilt from http://www.utilikilts.com/. Naturally, this means that Pants are Optional. Alternatively, you could wear a sarong.

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Feminine Deodorant Spray	How to wear a great kilt	0xCAFEBABE	Sarong
Fermat's Last Theorem	Do fat men get fat dicks?	Pants are optional	Utilikilt
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