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Violent
masturbation
is what occurs when you start masturbating and suddenly think of your ex-
significant other
who really
screwed
you over and your
fantasy
turns into a 'why didnt i ever
fuck
her like *THIS* when i was with her, i bet she'd remember *THIS* for a LONG TIME.'
In all truth, this is a kinda of odd case.
This is a
method of masturbation
that i've developed to help me through thoughts that come up that would
ruin the moment
for me. I stop
masturbating
for no reason. Including
company
.
Could also include masturbation activities that were
violent
in
nature
... like slapping your self in the face,
calling yourself names
, or just
jerking off a little to hard for reasonable safety
.
See also:
Fist-Smash Method
for additional ideas.
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