E2 Nutrition Facts

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Everything2 Nutrition Facts Serving Size: 1 writeup Servings Per Container: about 450,000 Amount Per Serving Calories 5420 Calories from Fat 0 % Daily Value Totally Phat Perl 100%   Saturated Fat 0g 0% Apache 300g 132% Community 250g 15%   Chings Unlimited*   Votes Varies* Bar Raising 500g 65% Backend Coolness 128%   MySQL 170g 89%   Lesbians 22g 27%   Monkeys 49g 13%   Soy 190g 49% Protein 400g   May contain any of the following: alcohol, hard links, pointless ranting (heated air, water), soft links, "getting to know you" filler (pork snouts, tripe), MSG, prose, nodes about noding, marijuana, gods and editors, foreign world views, nodeshells, open minds, poetry, stupidity, humanity, beauty, FD&C Yellow No 5, lag. * Daily Value not established.