Findings:

• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Marry Me a Little
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Gravity really gets me down
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• If you want to get to heaven, you got to raise a little hell.
• Give me a little bit of Heaven in your Smile
• Soldier, soldier won't you marry me
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• hope I die before I get old
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college
• So much it scares me
• The things that get me (barely) through
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• Arguing my way to get arranged married
• clowns scare me
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Why do you want to get married?
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• A Little Noder Follows Me
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• Please please please let me get what I want
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• The Woman Who Sat on a Toilet and Wouldn't Get Off
• marry me and you'll be safe
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• get off me
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane
• Dream a Little Dream of Me
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• I always wanted to get married one day
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• That and a quarter gets you a 25 cent cup of coffee
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• Get Behind Me Satan
• suffer the little children to come unto me
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• Little Ice Age
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• That twinge of terror that hits before you get under the covers
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• I hope I get old before I die.
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• "Beowulf is coming to get me!"
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• The Hare Who Got Married
• Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
• You get what anyone gets. You get a lifetime.
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• The Man Who Knew Too Little
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• How to scare a little kid with religion
• Spare Me a Little of Your Love
• Driving scares the crap out of me
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• let me know who you are now.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
• the little moose that tears me up inside
• Her photography captured little beautifuls and me
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• Before Me
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• She gets caught in the little world beneath her sheets
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Age before beauty (e2poll)
• Before you, there was me
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire?
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• pingouin, will you marry me?
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• fuck me and marry me young
• May those who are born after me
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Once upon a time, in an age before the Internet
• Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• Comfort me
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• 1 Samuel 25
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• %25
• August 25, 1944
• emote me
• February 25, 2001
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• White Fang - Chapter 25
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• June 25, 2002
• What a Shame About Me
• October 25, 2003
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• March 25, 2005
• All this poochie moochie on Everything2 is making me sick!
• Dream Log: May 25, 2007
• Androgyny. Why not me?
• Bronze Age
• /me misses sensei
• Recorders Ages Hence
• I still wear the bracelet you made me
• The Extent Of The Empire In The Age Of The Antonines III
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Dawn of the Third Age of Mankind
• All For Me Grog
• Act your age
• Red Roses for Me
• Hair-related legislation through the ages
• Varus me meus ad suos amores
• Korean age system
• Show Me How the Robots Dance
• War Through The Ages
• Take Me Back to Tech
• Brain Age
• She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• all pictures of me are this exact shade of red
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• Freeman and me and the rest of the world
• before the storm
• Don't Pass Me By
• Cool corn soup and spicy spinach before going away at the end of summer
• Republican Like Me
• Before you ask a question
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• The testimony of Walter E. Disney before the House Committee on Un-American Activities
• You Bring Life to Me
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• It does not sing for me

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