Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Don't kid yourself people. There are monsters in your closet and under your bed."

• There are monsters in my head, under my bed. Stop.
• There's a Monster in My Closet
• Love poem from the monsters under my bed
• Something Under the Bed Is Drooling
• What are you eating under there?
• don't repeat yourself
• Hey kids - No hope in dope!
• The Monster under the Old Church
• I don't believe in people
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Capitalize, please
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• People don't flail when they die
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Why are other people's beds more comfortable?
• don't go to bed without knowing what your enemies taste like.
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• if people treat you badly, did you bring it on yourself?
• There's nothing new under the sun
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• There pass the careless people
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Don't encourage people to read
• What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• There are people for everything
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• To leave you there by yourself chained to fate
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• Don't crash here - Crash over there
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• We don't fly there anymore
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Know your pets
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Sometimes there is a value in observing yourself being wrong
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• Please don't bring your kids
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• The Bulgarian People Under Ottoman Rule
• I am the one hiding under your bed; teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• Things people don't want to hear
• Ghost Under the Bed
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Indigenous people don't exist
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• Don't let the bed bugs bite
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Why are there so many crazy people on the Internet?
• People Under the Stairs
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• For there is no rule without its exceptions; and hardly an age without its monsters
• There is a dark beating life behind people’s actions and traits
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Get under the bed
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• The People Under The Stairs
• That's what they're there for
• Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• Ode to the Empty Side of My Bed
• Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
• Two paintballs sit upon the black pseudo-timber chest of drawers by my bed
• There is almost no need for the word 'get'
• Hide Away Bed and Breakfast Inn
• Please remember the adverb is there for your protection
• closet case
• There is no frigate like a book
• The light is red, but there is a green arrow
• There is nothing outside the text
• There is a perfectly rational explanation for why I am banging my head into the wall
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• There are only 86,000 eligible men in Australia
• I don't understand vegetarians
• Who Goes There?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• No, don't click that!
• Why there is no Good Catullus
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• Why programmers don't comment their code
• A small space under the stairs
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• And then stand/alone/bitch popped up under 'local matches'
• I don't understand Bill Gates
• Under Old Earth
• Why Don't You?
• The fading of love is like leaves crunching under you in the autumn
• Religious Policy under Protector Somerset
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• Under the Pink
• I don't
• Trampling the streetlights, the crushed cups under my feet
• Don't think of...
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 7 I/O
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 15.2 Flat engines
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Write a letter to yourself
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Cloaking yourself
• Don't send me roses
• How to set yourself on fire
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• Introducing yourself to the one-breasted woman
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Don't Make Me Think
• Gap Kids
• kid gloves
• angry kid
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• Skull Kid
• Vinnie The Kid (user)
• The Eyeball Kid (user)
• Kid Chocolate
• Kid Notorious
• Operation Kid Brother
• My sweet, charming kid is a bloodthirsty and feral killer! Cool!
• Green-Eyed Monster
• The Monster In The Mirror
• Monster Garage
• Monster a-Go Go
• Blue People
• People watching
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Things people put up their butts
• people of the book
• People Power
• The Everything People Registry : Canada : New Brunswick
• The Everything People Registry : Northern Ireland
• Ground rush
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• People using the word 'nazi' unnecessarily
• I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
• 'Twas people! People soiled our green!
• Things the IS people would love to say out loud
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Shooting people with your gun at a -90 degree transformation
• Make people use alternative operating systems
• The Everything People Registry : United States : Arkansas
• The Everything People Registry : United States : Northern New England
• Boat People
• Democratic People's Republic of Korea
• People, Places, Things & Ideas

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