Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my monkey"

• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• You Really Got Me
• Everything got me fired!
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• You Do Something To Me
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Give me something worth reading
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• Everybody with a functioning mind agrees with me; this is the definition of a functioning mind
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• Monkey Gave Me a High Five
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• Thanksgiving for your average noder (except me, of course)
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Something to remember me by
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• they're all the same except for me
• I've got the music in me
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• 1.) Everything is beautiful; 2.) Except me
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• Everyone except me is having a picnic on the moon
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Tell me something good
• Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!
• Monkeys to the left of me! Monkeys to the right of me!
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• The Statue Got Me High
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Everybody in the Genepool: A Night of Recombinant Revelry
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• We got the kind of games you can't rent at Blockbuster
• The Hare Who Got Married
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• got mit uns (user)
• Hide and Seek
• I and me
• Pardon me
• Please help me!
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• John Hall
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter
• Where feminism lost me
• simple answers make me insane
• quoting statistics won't impress me
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• Plead for me
• Catch Me If You Can
• Let me set the record straight
• If No One Will Love Me
• The time my father caught me having sex
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• My God, don't tempt me!
• make me hurt you
• Lay me down in this long grass
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• humani nil alienum a me puto
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• kill him dead; don't call me
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• She only wants me for tech support
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• byte me
• The cops and me
• A Polymer Wang: My police record and me
• Hug me hello
• bear with me
• graveyards make me wet
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• Tonight You Belong To Me
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• Arrr, I `ave a dreamlog, me harties
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Give me a little bit of Heaven in your Smile
• space monkey
• Monkey Boy
• Tripmaster Monkey
• Monkey Kombat
• Super Monkey Ball
• Monkey Target
• monkey bum
• Monkey need pizza badly
• funky monkey (user)
• Something Happened
• Something I hate about email
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Something Positive
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Everybody loves sluts
• There is neither mastery nor slavery except as it exists in the attitude of the soul toward the world
• I've Got a Secret
• Why I got my tattoo
• Boys got cooties, girls got brains
• What if a girl suddenly got a guy's body?
• How Six Men Got On in the World
• I got it from Agnes
• Everyone picks their poison. I've got mine.
• The Dogs and the Hides
• -Me- (user)
• Why Not Me?
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Just call me fluffy
• My computer won't let me turn it off!
• Beer me!
• me (user)
• Rhode Island It's for Me
• far be it from me
• Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• listen()
• Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Send me your Vicodin!
• Lies My Teacher Told Me
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• Don't tell me everything
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• Let me count all the pieces
• I want you inside me
• 80s music made me gay
• /me misses sensei
• I still wear the bracelet you made me
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• Rock Me Amadeus
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Weakness in Me
• Mock Me
• Look siad me Be like me
• They are telling me it is time to go
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• How Daniel explained it to me
• She loves me, she loves me not
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• Show Me God
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Me and my baby at the Phil Collins concert
• My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
• Color Me Badd
• What is in me (user)
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• Kiss me once and never again
• your poetry inspired me to make this really practical item
• talk me (user)
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• Notice Me
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out

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