Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover

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(thing) by /dev/joe (4.2 y) (print) ? (I like it!) 1 C! Fri Jan 26 2001 at 12:24:25

Paul Simon would have us believe there are 50 ways to leave your lover, but he only supplies five: Just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
Don't need to be coy, Roy, just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus, don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee, and get yourself free
I guess you have to imagine the other 45 ways.

Thanks, Dannye, for pointing out that the correct title of the song uses the word fifty, not the numeral 50. May seem nitpicky, but important on E2, where it makes two different nodes.

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fifty ways to hose your code	25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them	People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups	Making love out of nothing at all
On finding the courage to end your marriage	Public service commercials that accidentally make you an asshole	Concert in Central Park	Leaving the Warlock
Papernapkin.net	It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people	Parsley, Sage, Rosemary & Thyme	Lent
Making jokes about The Pope	How to plan your escape from a relationship	Dragon Park	Paul Simon
Kama Sutra	50 Ways To Fight Censorship	Tricks girls use to look like they swallow	It's All Over Now, Baby Blue
Afghan	tonight	spelling	chum

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