• Born with the gift of laughter, and a sense that the world was mad
• The Day Earth Was Born
• I Was Born Yesterday
• Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• I was born this way
• "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• Was I born to play?
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• Christ Was Born on Christmas Day
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• The House on the Island Where She Was Born
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• He Is Born
• Being born gay
• Born of the Sun
• Music was better in the old days
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• I was never any good at maths at school
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• This Was Your Life
• Since Adam was a boy
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• My very first mentor was a heroin junkie
• The sky was green today
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• There once was a girl named Irene
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• I was known as the counselor of the naked cabin
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• Duvall, Washington
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Every molecule in my body was once part of a star
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• The Day the World was about to End
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• Springsteen Was A Pirate
• and his sweat was as it were great drops of blood falling down to the ground
• Everything Stalin did was legal
• Pac-Man is born to lose
• Get Born
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• God was created in man's image
• Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
• Imagine if your microwave was intelligent
• The highlight of my night was two guys kissing
• RIT was built sideways
• Your angel stayed long after everything else was gone
• Wish I Was in Heaven Sitting Down
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
• Saki wa imasen
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• The skyline was beautiful on fire
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• Was There a Time
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• The room was hot
• I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
• The hall was littered with broken dreams and shattered concrete
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• why the Cold War was a stupid idea
• Born
• Max Born
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• It was you, Atthis
• I was searching glass
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Conrad's dirigible was tipping
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• Suicide Was A Good Choice
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• I Was Looking at the Ceiling And Then I Saw the Sky
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Willie was a chemist
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• If I was beautiful, I'd know it
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• I was hoping for catastrophic failure
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I was a College Jeopardy! champion, Part 2
• The rest was not perfected
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• what was it (user)
• Born to Run
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• I was a homeless bum
• That Was The Week That Was
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• The teachers thought I was insane
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
• I was a teenage telephone solicitor
• 'T Was Such a Little, Little Boat
• If God was willing to let it be
• Food was purer in the good old days
• Jesus was a revolutionary
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• Charles Bridgeman
• I was shot through the heart, and you were to blame.
• I Thought I Was A Child
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• It seemed like all was mostly bullshit
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• Food for thought as carnivorous robot is born
• Born as a feral, raised as a housecat
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• How was your trip to London, Dan?
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• There was an old lady
• RIT was supposed to be built in New Mexico
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• I was meant for this
• What the hell was she thinking?
• I was burgled
• Jesus was a feminist
• I was addicted to parents
• boku wa toire
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
• And in those days was armageddon
• One hour there was sunlight
• I wish I was a fish
• The beginning was the end
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• How the Earth was destroyed
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• apart from the shade which it offered, there was also the possibility of "French kissing"
• How software is born
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• I was promised flying cars
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• Wharfinger was no Shakespeare
• Even the moon was wrong
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• If a black hole were created on Earth
• The day I found out I was a guy
• I was afraid of getting caught
• I married him because he was not mean
• Penis wa ge sik
• The state that almost was
• The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• Barnum was right
• When I was Fair and Young
• Making sure your ballot was counted in a United States Election
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• She is and was
• I was adored once too
• A Ghost is Born
• Vancouver, Washington
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• The train station was fucking freezing and
• if music were a woman
• My way of showing love was consumption
• It was the least I could do
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I came, I saw and was undone
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Hitler was an artist
• If I was beautiful like you
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability

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