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• We only smoke when bored so we do two packs a day, and we've lost the difference between bored and lonely anyway
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• I only smoke when I drink
• I only dance when my feet are on fire
• i only knew when silence screamed
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When smoke stood up from Ludlow
• Stoned music memories
• Where there's smoke there's fire
• I walk around when I'm high
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• I'm always breathless when you call
• I wear this skirt only when the rodeo is in town
• johnny only sets fires
• We journal only when we hurt
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• When you see smoke under the Golden Gate Bridge
• I know more when I'm alone
• I'm only emo on my days off
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• A World Lit Only By Fire
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Only When I Lose Myself
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• It only hurts when I breathe
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• Why is rape wrong only when a man commits it?
• Drink coffee. Smoke cigarettes. Eat fire.
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• speak only when spoken to
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• only when you cannot hear
• When faced with an army of sheep, your only choice is to run
• Women want me when I'm taken
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• I'm Only Sleeping
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• If I Only Changed the Software, Why is the Phone on Fire?
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Li, the clinging (fire)
• faerie fire
• heaping coals of fire
• Autumn Fires
• Fire Island
• How to set yourself on fire
• Canadian forest fires
• Fire damp
• Your boss can fire you for no reason
• I am the god of hell fire, and I bring you ...
• The Battle of New Market: Baptism of Fire
• Kill it with fire
• He's on fire!
• I'm pinching your face!
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm Not Sleeping
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
• God only knows
• Only a matter of time
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Only child: Downside
• The Only Hope of Ireland
• I only am escaped alone to tell thee: McVeigh, Denial, and the Death Penalty
• She only wants me for sex
• It's Lonely Being Only
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• A family is only as sick as its secrets.
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• Up In Smoke
• Why we smoke
• smoke signal
• I wanna burn with you like coal smoke sunsets over fields of eels
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• When you sell a cigarette for a quarter
• Going by the script when talking to people
• When I left home
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• Say When
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• When the mouse pointer covers part of a word
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• When the dark comes
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
• When (user)
• Things to consider when buying glasses
• When Walls Become Tables
• When the Monkey Stood Still
• when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Earth, Wind and Fire
• River of Blue Fire
• Quest for Fire
• The sky is on fire
• Fire in the Hole
• Surfside Hotel Fire
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Lake Tahoe
• The Great Fire of Newburyport
• Fuel My Fire
• The Fire Danger Today: Extreme
• NYC Fire Department Codes
• The fire of God in his eyes
• Shouting Fire in a Crowded World
• In our youths our hearts were touched with fire
• Rhapsody of Fire
• fire man (user)
• Im-
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm a Medieval Man
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!
• i'm tired, not of you, but just tired, and i dont know why
• World's Only Corn Palace
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• War, the world's only hygiene
• Christmas Is Only Good If You Are A Girl (Boy)
• Only Companion
• There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• Only dead fish swim upstream
• Like church only bigger
• watching miracles fall to earth, with only my breath to hold
• Only your ink stains on her skin
• There is no data, only XUL.
• How to smoke crack like a pro
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• Smoke, scissors. Go. (collaboration)
• smoke addicted
• Time flies when you're having fun
• smoking when pregnant harms your baby
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
• When words mean too much
• When I Was a Boy
• when dogs puke
• who vs. whom
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand

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