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• Surely he would remember this
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• you know he said
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• He said, expecting the answer no
• As if he knew that words were how I kissed
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• He had something to say. He said it.
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• He Said, She Said
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• "Fill it in", he said.
• I knew silent footfalls would come in handy someday
• We knew the blubbering one in glasses would yield the most meat.
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• He said I'm better of without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• I knew before I met you just how we would end
• I Always Knew I Would Fall in Love with a Blue-Eyed Girl
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• God can do what he wants
• Even my faults he adores
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• HES Single Pirate Cart
• Lo, He Comes with Clouds Descending
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• and he thinks he (user)
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• What She Said
• Was it something I said?
• Sidi Bou Said
• Translate
• How would you understand?
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• Who would win in a fight between a shark and a lion on the moon?
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• The dog who would not move
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Surah 80 He Frowned!
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• mad he (user)
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• What is this useless broken wooden boy? He is saying stupid things, he is lurching!
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• He dreams between yesterdays, Cliff's Hand Bag and Fade away blue
• Lightning is not God's Fury, For He Hath None
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• I never knew
• 'nuff said
• She said, while hugging a bowl of turnips close to her bosom
• "It could use a space ship," said the angel
• When I said too much I wasn't kidding.
• What would Brian Boitano do?
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• If the Bible wasn't full of things you disagree with, would you start believing in God?
• How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
• How Hume would respond to Descartes
• A Day No Pigs Would Die
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• he who (user)
• Song of the Sorceress
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
• The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• HE ART
• And so he sailed the wine-dark sea
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• And God said...
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• That would be me
• If you would like to contact DMan
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• skeptics would say that it's just light dancing beneath the eyelids
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Whom I would declare war on
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• So, he's leaving
• "Shut up," he explained
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• HES 4 Game Multi-cart
• the word eat he
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• he calls me girly (user)
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• I Knew These People
• The World We Knew
• "Not I," said the pig.
• I said NO, dammit!
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• What Would Buddha Do?
• If only men would listen!
• If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
• The "Which would you rather do?" Game
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• Who would win in a fight between Link and Cloud Strife?
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• Why won't he call?
• He giggles, as he wiggles
• He flops over and bonks his head
• A man is known by the company he keeps.
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• He Jin
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• He smiles but it's not real.
• I knew I'd know you someday
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• Drunken Riemann shoved Gauss over fish and chips and said, Motherfucker, you solve that theorem, and I'll cut you with this blade!
• I would beg to see your arms raised in calcification towards the expanding horizon
• What Would God Do?
• Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• What pornos would have us believe
• Would you want to live there?
• At night, her eyes closed, she would
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• He
• I like the way he reads poetry
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
• he held secret conversations with statues
• I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• He'll never know what he's missing
• Hands cupped into a half circle, he bent foward to help her catch a light
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• Oh no he di'int!
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• What the Tortoise Said to Achilles
• Mama Said
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Said (user)
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• What Would You Do For a Klondike® Bar?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• This would make a good bong
• Would you like to see my gingerbread house, Gretel?
• s/he
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• At least he was gentle
• First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper

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