Findings:

• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Have You Ever Walked?
• Have you ever made a just man?
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Kids have no concept of time
• cancer kids hangin around out by the trains
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• leaving out parts of the truth. you have to.
• Throw your arms out, fall on your face, and embrace failure
• How to have an out of body experience
• Things people in movies throw out with impunity
• Broadway is Missing out on the Biggest Idea Ever
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• windows where I can look out
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
• Kick Out The Jams
• How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• Why won't people kick both parties out?
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• Take a twenty-pound sledgehammer and vigorously and fanatically wield it against your confining ten-pound mold, your five-pound rut and smash the ever loving shit out of it, lovingly.
• Know your pets
• Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
• I'll throw the first rock
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• When in doubt, throw it out
• No place to throw out the bathwater
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• the only comfort we could ever have
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• I got kicked out of a focus group
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
• Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• I'll throw you the connection
• The paper airplanes we threw out the window
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• don't ever throw stones at your mother
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• sticking your head out the window
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• How to wean kids from TV
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Finding out you have cancer
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• You have your work cut out for you
• Why Japanese TV mosaics out handcuffs
• -sun in the foyer window
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• The students who kicked out the consultants
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• Looking out Ali's window
• don't throw good money after bad
• TV Guide Channel
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• Token TV Show Characters
• TV 'Friends' make for good friends
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• The Great Reality TV Swindle
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• Windows 98
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• Polygon Window
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Rear Window
• Windows for Telepaths
• I have no hair
• Window Class Library
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Windows NT Domain Controllers
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• I'm not ashamed to use Windows
• I have this delusion
• Windows 2000 Security Recommendation Guides
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• Windows Error 0x00000470 - 0x0000052F
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Barrel Horses and Window Crackers
• I want to have your abortion
• Windows 97
• Disable USB memory devices in Windows 2000 and Windows XP
• Californians have no soul
• windows powershell
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Proof that you have 11 fingers
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Computers have no sense of time
• you have to be close to catch it
• I must have convenient cholesterol! High octane! Instant gratification!
• You have to return something if it's borrowed
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I didn't always have this cool job
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• "You should have, an older girlfriend, one that will take care of you"
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'll show you yours if you show me mine
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• Drop kick
• kick me
• Kick drum
• Swing Kids
• customer : honest kid
• Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
• Wild and Crazy Kids
• kid sister encryption
• Nemesis Kid
• Kid Gavilan
• Kid Eternity
• Kid Notorious
• Operation Kid Brother
• Little Kids Are Stupid & Believe Really Obvious Lies
• In and Out
• out of the loop
• work out
• And then I crawled out from under the table
• Feel out
• let the smoke out
• Hush, I stole them out of the moon
• take the wind out of one's sails
• Can't get you out of my head
• Dropped down, pulled out
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Gotta get out
• Getting the most out of SETI@Home on your Mac
• fried out (user)
• The Way Out
• Rolling out fresh pasta
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• 18 situations that shout Watch Out!
• zone out
• Pack it in, pack it out
• The Mojave Desert spit him out, and the Pacific Ocean swallowed him, half-chewed
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom 7
• Now coming down, out of this swandive, into your arms
• Degrassi: School's Out
• looking out at Jupiter
• Out of the Wild
• When I get mad I throw harder
• Does this ever go away?
• tv (user)
• Will I ever know?
• TV's Frank
• TV Funhouse
• Best Death Ever
• TV Land
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• The TV Wheel
• risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Windows 2000 Datacenter Server
• We Have Explosive

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