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• far be it from me
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• OBAFGKM
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• College sucked for me too
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• Be gentle with me
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• marry me and you'll be safe
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Free to Be, You and Me
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Look siad me Be like me
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• That would be me
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• Let me be your fantasy
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• Sucks to be you
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• You talkin' to me? (e2poll)
• Be different, just like everyone else
• you shoot me honest volumes
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Let me dream if I want to
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Bitch set me up!
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• They love me in San Francisco
• We could all be blind
• Touch me I'm sick
• IBM claims to be an e-commerce company?
• remember me (user)
• What it's like to be in love
• i'm actually very friendly if you get to know me
• Are you there Jah? It's me, Ras Trent.
• Things every child should be taught
• I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
• B&E
• Primus Sucks!
• Information wants to be deleted
• Problems with the Power Mac G4 Cube
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Evan Sucks (user)
• It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
• Suck up
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• You Won't Be Mine
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• I Might Be Wrong
• Work hard and be nice
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Hush'd Be the Camps To-Day
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Be kind. Rewind.
• Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
• "The Mos' Bes' Nize Man"
• Let It Be... Naked
• Truth be told
• How to be a good customer
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• may their names be sung forever
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
• The shape of me and other stuff
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• Build Me Up Buttercup
• For me to hold
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Where feminism lost me
• simple answers make me insane
• She misses me
• Dogs that have owned me
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Anonymous honesty may destroy me.
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Talk to me
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Give me a moment, please
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• I like you; do you like me?
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Via con me
• Hold me closer and say you love me
• Riddle Me This
• Show Me How the Robots Dance
• Take Me Back to Tech
• The Night is Darkening Round Me
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• DCyes its me (user)
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• The portion of her face she allows me to see
• Just Let Me Breathe
• Come Talk To Me
• the stars wait for me (document)
• you know me (user)
• Dance Me Outside
• Be all that you can be
• gothic me (user)
• Get Behind Me Satan
• Tonight You Belong To Me
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Even the dead will not be safe
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• e2 is turning me into an alcoholic
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• for me to smell a garden without trying
• What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
• Let me not to the marriage of true minds /Admit impediments
• Too Shy to be Pretty
• give me the truth or nothing
• You're too good to be human
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• What is it like to be a bat?
• call me hiroshima
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
• Slashdot Sucks
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• suck eggs
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
• If It Be True
• I Wanna Be an Airborne Ranger
• Be the subject
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• We hold these truths to be self-evident
• To be a young Australian
• How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• The Mountain that Must be Climbed
• When did you choose to be left-handed?

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