• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• It's like trying to describe colors to a person who's blind
• Why you are the most important person here
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• With him it was always like
• No Fool Like and Old Fool
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• Dick Green
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• Even the moon was wrong
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• when your pet starts to feel like a person
• Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• Why Smokey Bear was wrong
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• There was a time when I was a better person
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• If I was beautiful like you
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• Electrocuted crows hung the wrong way up on the power lines, smoking feathers falling like leaves.
• I was a homeless bum
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• like a flower with a fool's face I open myself
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Descartes was wrong
• What if architecture was like web design?
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• The most important person in history
• Fool's Gold Loaf
• Lincoln's April Fools' letter to Mrs. Browning, April 1, 1838
• Fate protects fools
• Fuck like crazed weasels
• Time Magazine Person of the Year
• food fight
• person 2 (user)
• I love you like a sister
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• Blue smells like fresh
• Was (Not Was)
• It's, like, yawn; superfuckin' yawn
• That was a joke, son.
• What life after death will really be like
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• Bottles Like Promises
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• Why I like this Joseph Lieberman guy
• Why Socrates was really executed
• Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
• I wish I was carrying cigarettes
• Like the Sun
• I was not sleeping anymore
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• amidst the tangled material of what was
• I like silent moments
• Watashi wa Ko Neko
• off like a bride's nightie
• Was it something I said?
• Religion is like an old pair of shoes
• I was alive again
• Feel Like A Stranger
• Einstein Was A Vegetarian
• if you slide them together, like this
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• I think this is why I walked like Nixon
• When I was young
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I could lie like this forever
• It was nice working with you
• Punk as shit like a motherfucker
• This was not my going away party
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• The sexuality and marital status of Jesus
• We Use Words Like Mackadocious
• Alice's body art was unique
• My love is like
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• I like to kick people with my fists
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over, trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come.
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Why was my poem nuked?
• The Religious Right is fundamentally wrong
• love like you've never been hurt
• Two wrongs don't make right
• Street signs made wrong
• Some lovers (like the old you and I) never experience love at all
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• A Century of Wrong: Capitalistic Jingoism—second Period I
• World's 50 Most Populous Metropolitan Areas
• Reheating leftover pizza
• Mexico's 50 Most Populous Cities
• 3 most important things as a salaryman
• the most erotic and secret places of my mouth

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