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• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• As We May Think
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• I may or may not have been naked
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• AES may have been broken
• You, standing
• Something that may have changed my life...
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• I have never
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• old computers have a hunger for flesh
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• We have had enough of your beige
• Penis size and impregnation
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• blondes have more fun
• How to have an epileptic fit
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• I Have Zero Fish_root (category)
• the words on the map and the birds in the trees ought not to have to agree.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Sussexians have 31 words for Mud
• You have won second prize in a beauty contest! Collect $10.
• if you have had your midnights
• We will have windchimes. That is a must.
• You and I have power supplies
• Your mileage may vary
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• May 8, 2000
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Treaty on European Union: May of 1992 Declaration
• Dream Log: May 11, 2001
• Dream Log: May 25, 2001
• May 2, 1917
• Dream Log: May 7, 2002
• May 23
• President George W. Bush's speech aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln, May 1, 2003
• E2 News - May 27, 2003 (document)
• May 7, 2004
• May 30, 2004
• Dream Log: May 9, 2005
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Dream Log: May 16, 2006
• May 3, 2007
• May 28, 2007
• May 20, 2008
• May 10, 2009
• Misplaced justice: The story of Dr. Jeffrey MacDonald
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• I think a lot about the rabbits
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• think cash
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• Think Geek_root (category)
• I think I'd rather see this on TV
• Have Blue (user)
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• I have a dream
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• I have lots of gay friends
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• Have a Honeymoon with yourself
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• The campaign to have Jedi registered as a religion through the national census
• Only Angels Have Wings
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Sex in a small car
• Dead people I have known
• Can I have a light?
• Actors who have played Hitler
• Why'd you have to go and remember THAT?
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• These fragments I have shored against my ruin:
• I only regret that I have but one upvote to give this writeup
• When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• May 13, 2000
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• You may as well not jump in a falling elevator
• Dream Log: May 2, 2001
• Godspeed, Elizabeth May
• May 31, 2001
• May my wrongs create no trouble in thy breast
• May 13, 2002
• Dream Log: May 26, 2002
• Fishing may be painful
• May 12
• Dream Log: May 15, 2004
• Charles de Gaulle's radio address from the Elysee palace: May 30, 1968
• May 19, 2005
• Lang may yer lum reek
• May 26, 2006
• Editor Log: May 2007
• May 2, 2008
• root log: May 2008
• Theresa May
• I Think I Love You
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• The beer is stronger than you think
• I think my cats are missing the point
• Don't think of...
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• Don't Think of an Elephant
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• sugar tit
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• People want what they cannot have
• For God's sake, just have another election
• The screen where you have to press reset
• Type A blood
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• Fish have no concept of fire
• Why I have a fear of breasts
• The days of wonder have come at last
• Peanut butter broccoli rice business to have for lunch
• You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
• Running away is great if you have somewhere to go
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• To have and to hold
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• The Geeks have Inherited the World.
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• Madam Mim
• May 5, 2000
• Dream Log: May 17, 2000
• Dream Log: May 31, 2000
• Warning: Ecstasy may cause brain damage
• Mother, may I?

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