user since

Thu Sep 3 1998 at 00:14:19 (10 years ago )

last seen

Thu Aug 28 2008 at 23:12:51 (1.4 weeks ago )

number of write-ups

216 - View Mr. Hotel's writeups (feed)

level / experience

6 (Crafter) / 13052

C!s spent

718

mission drive within everything

she has given her soul to the devil and bought her flat by the sea

motto

if life is prison then music is the yard time

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• Charles Mingus
• Mars
• The United States' upcoming war with China
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• Massive Attack
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• A Scanner Darkly
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• The Beat
• Tinnitus
• Measuring time by setting fire to various things
• Bilge
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• Xylopyrography
• The bomb in a milk crate
• I fell off the ferris wheel and now I am paralyzed and bitter
• master of light
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• little plastic swords (thing)
• A Brief History of Medicine
• hikokigumo
• Maple Syrup Urine Disease
• Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• 43-Man Squamish
• Zatoichi
• Everything I Ching
• Black Sox
• DOOM as a system administration tool
• Never whistle while you're pissing
• Don't let me die nervous
• Pancho Villa
• Sokath, his eyes uncovered
• Soy trippin' mi saco de la tuerca en un frenesí del juego del dik
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• Avoid missing ball for high score
• How to summon Mothra
• Provigil
• Falkland Islands (place)
• Blip, Bleep (Soundtracks to Imaginary Video Games)
• blue-eyed suicide - a math problem
• Laff-A-Lympics
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• an Aztec father advises his son
• rockoon
• Far too many ways to name your meat
• Ford Galaxie
• It is hard for thee to kick against the pricks.
• Wild Zero
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• The jerk store
• Tabouleh
• Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
• elevator music
• O Lucky Man!
• demon (thing)
• Oh, the wonder of it all
• Cumberland Rum Butter
• Deathbird Stories (thing)
• Living alone, one is apt to prefer a view of water
• Big fish, little fish, cardboard box
• The Edwin Smith Papyrus: Case Four
• WAIAMQWIITIOJDTRT?
• Fashoda Incident
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• oblique strategies garden
• A Little Tax Advice for U.S. Writers
• Mixed Euphoria
• Hit to Death in the Future Head
• One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
• Used as a Shield
• Fuck sound: Conversations in post production audio
• Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
• This Bike is a Pipe Bomb
• It's all a bunch of tree-hugging hippie crap
• tusitala
• Scott Ritter's Veterans Day speech on Iraq
• haunt
• Joey Bishop
• How to smoke a pipe
• What to do if E2 goes down
• You young people, going around smoking your heroin tablets
• thinkninja
• djenb
• Your Nodeshells
• Brad, what if I told you I belonged to a network of freedom fighters?
• Bristol stool form scale
• How to get dressed if you are a man
• Utopian_hermit_monk
• freedom kiss
• Robin Cook's resignation speech
• Cumbus
• Your parents are horrified
• Mr. Stinky gets lucky
• Corinthians
• Miss, I am a horse. You might want to hold your nose.
• Consumer quantum mechanics
• Crazy Horse Malt Liquor
• sqrt(-1), sqrt(-1), sqrt(-1), sqrt(-1), canta y no llores
• Aass
• Feather-footed through the plashy fen passes the questing vole
• Farts Are Jazz to Assholes
• Zombie baby jokes
• Save us from the horror of dull dead trees: a marathon E2 Quest
• The Excellent and Most Lamentable Text Adventure of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark (thing)
• How to build a maze for your cat
• i sing of Olaf glad and big
• How Lucifer lost his superuser privileges
• provigil for the wicked
• Zé do Caixão
• Mantronix
• tipping guidelines
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Common Mode Rejection
• walking a coin across the back of your hand (idea)