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• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• Jobs I've Had
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Neatest trip I've had
• Large enough I had to count it in stones
• They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
• I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
• Best smoke I've ever had
• We have had enough of your beige
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• I've had you here before
• I have had enough of Survivor
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• A Letter from Mom and Dad
• Salvation for modern Dads
• Too many lemons and not enough limes
• why the silence is enough
• Making it in a world without enough candy
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• When you had left our pirate fold
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• They Had No Poet
• My Life had stood -- a Loaded Gun --
• Milk left on the counter overnight turned sour. She had turned as well.
• If i had a diamond (user)
• If I had $1,000,000
• I've got severe gibberish problems
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• I've Got a Woman
• I've been completed
• The Queen Mum (user)
• Ghost Dad
• My mom is my dad is my daughter is dead
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• They have taken enough
• enough said
• Questions I have had today
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• Had I a man's fair form, then might my sighs
• If Eve Had Failed to Conceive
• If You Had Wings
• Never Had It So Good
• I've been doing that all night and quite frankly my jaw aches
• I've been duped by Satan!
• I've got a brand new anti-aircraft gun
• I've been on the net (user)
• Dad's "Joke"
• The problem is you're not paranoid enough!
• What's Ancient Enough
• Give 'em Enough Rope
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
• i had a dream about the future
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• I had the pleasure of interviewing a former Anne Geddes model
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• we had to destroy the world in order to save it
• The bravest man I've ever known
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Mum
• Oh yeah, and my dad died.
• And the days are not full enough
• Drinking enough water
• If you have enough monkeys banging randomly on typewriters, they will eventually type the works of William Shakespeare
• The best teacher I ever had
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• The South had the right to secede from the Union
• Houston, we've had a problem
• What if we had duels instead of wars?
• secret city map with pins set at the places their eyes had met
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Dr. Frankenstein never had a lab assistant named Igor
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Why I've never been ice skating
• I realize that I've been missing the backs of necks
• Everyone picks their poison. I've got mine.
• Mum mum's Ginger Cookies
• my dad is two people
• in the dark of my heart, dad
• Is the fact of your certain death enough to prevent you from enjoying life?
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• Too many songs about Superman. Not enough songs about Batman.
• too much chasing; not enough catching
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• I wanted to eat; I had fir-trees
• We had every gentle sound
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• -ive
• I've been a woman for too long
• I've been working on my homework
• I've got a brand new Bristol nodermeet (collaboration)
• Movies I've Seen (category)
• Dad
• Hey, Dad!
• Astro City #5
• Exactly old enough, exactly young enough
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• Mary Had a Little Lamb
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• You Had It Coming
• And had to do with goblin merchant men
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• if you have had your midnights
• I've never
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
• Dad humor
• scots single dad (user)
• It's cold today, but not cold enough for an ice storm
• Just enough to give the shadows color
• That too long hour never dim enough until sleep
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• The Spirit had other plans
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• The Monkey that had a Mobile Phone
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Never Knowing Quite What I Had
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• The time I've lost in wooing
• Ive Brussel
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• mum (user)
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• Swap's dad's essential guide to wooing the ladies
• Interestingly enough
• Hurricanes don't dance enough.
• Time Enough At Last
• I am not confident enough to refrain from responding
• Romeo and Juliet had it easy
• Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• If the son of Adam had a mountain of gold
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• I Know What You Had For Breakfast
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• Letters I've written, never meaning to send
• Extreme Paranoia: Nobody Knows The Trouble I've Shot
• Top 10 Things I've Learned From Conversations with God
• Rich Dad Poor Dad
• C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• tough enough (user)
• If I had a nickel...
• The French chicks FINALLY had a computer problem!
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• I had a wheelbarrow, the wheel fell off
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• Smith where Jones had had had had had had had had had had had the most votes
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• David Ives
• I've bought a watch to time your beauty
• Commit to paper the chances I've missed, the girls I've loved, the dogs I've kissed
• Mumm
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• There are some applications for which a GUI is just not powerful enough
• Enough is as good as a feast
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.

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