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• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Houston, we have a problem
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• Does Molly Weasley have to choke a bitch?
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• does X have the buddha nature?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• I must have waited all my life for this
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• I have just been shot
• When you know things are just meant to be
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• I have become furniture in your life
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Madmen have a world all their own
• just because they never bothered to really do
• It's better to have loved and lost
• Does a dog have buddha nature?
• Does the Universe have granularity?
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Never will you reclaim everything I have owned
• just because it was an accident, doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Roman Catholic theology of a cloned human's soul
• institutions have lives of their own
• The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
• Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
• My hands have lost their memory
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• because I have given up any care
• Something I Can Never Have
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Using a command line
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
• I have never
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Does Everything2 have the Buddha nature?
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• I have never felt more alive
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Does a cow have the Buddha nature?
• This land does not have three hundred taels of silver!
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• But I have seen the sun just once
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• Penis size and impregnation
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• I have Jesus in my asshole, does that count?
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Does a computer have a Buddha nature?
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Art has an actual purpose
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Something that may have changed my life...
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Questions we will never have answers to
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• just to have some human contact
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• For God's sake, just have another election
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• Know your pets
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Stoned music memories
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Beau Woes and Other Problems of Modern Life
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• old computers have a hunger for flesh
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• Computers have no sense of time
• you have to be close to catch it
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• You have to return something if it's borrowed
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Once you have tasted flight: In defense of manned space travel
• Polish political parties
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
• A monkey is for life, not just for Christmas
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• I have a dream
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• I have bloodmarks on my floor
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• If You Have to Ask
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Sometimes you have to dance with a watermelon
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• You and I and half the book's audience also have penises
• look beneath the floorboards for the secrets I have hid
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• Have you been a dad today?

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