I was talking with a friend of mine the other day, and we decided that there ought to be a drink called Oblivion. A Long Island Iced Tea comes close, but there's just no panache in the name. And it definitely doesn't describe the intended destination.

I mean, Long Island? Please.

Take me to oblivion every time.

Oblivion Express

Serves 1 very drunk customer

Ingredients

• 3 oz. Bourbon
• 3 oz. Grain Alcohol
• 3 oz. Gin
• 3 oz. Scotch

Directions

Mix ingredients in glass. Shake well and ignite before serving.

No, seriously.