Findings:
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Know your pets
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Using a command line
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- play dumb
- Dead links in writeups
- Professors who have contempt for their students
- Type A blood
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
- Flaunting your sexuality
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
- People who think they have to double-click everything
- Capitalize, please
- We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
- Nobody cares who would in a fistfight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- People who use Windows
- Things the IS people would love to say out loud
- a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
- Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs
- Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- People have fucked up before
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- You who would hear the sounds in air, touch the distant Silver
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
- For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
- There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- Who are the people in your neighborhood?
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- People's secrets show in their eyes
- Two people who are not touching
- Rather than trying
- Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- The dog who would not beg
- you would have been
- How to "Have People"
- On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
- We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
- people who wear camo
- Why is there something rather than nothing?
- who would play (Deleted) in the movie of (Deleted)?
- Animals people have sex with
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- I guess that I am the one who has changed
- American politicians who have studied abroad
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- Why people who jog live longer
- Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
- The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- Music need not be popular to be good
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- The dog who would not move
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
- Those people who laugh too loudly
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
- E2 is unfriendly to cheerful, sane people who lead healthy, productive lives.
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- People who don't smoke will never die
- To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
- Y2K from people who worked that night
- Famous people who can run a marathon
- Feeding people who struggle to eat
- More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
- Indigenous people are better than you
- Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
- The dog who would not come in
- Who would win in a fight between Link and Cloud Strife?
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
- The People Who Bring You Magic
- The other people who hate war
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
- If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
- Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
- cat haters
- I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- Skinny people have it bad, too
- you, who would stifle beautiful words not yet born
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- Who Would Jesus Bomb?
- Who would win in a knife fight between Webster 1913 and Vulgar Tongue 1811 on the moon?
- Dead people I have known
- Actors who have played Hitler
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- People want what they cannot have
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- The bored who complain
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- by people who know what salsa should taste like
- Good News for People Who Love Bad News
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
- The dog who would not back off
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
- Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- People who are not anarchists
- I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Cookies have more calories than TNT
- People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
- Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
- It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
- Are all male catlovers gay?
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
- Who Would True Valour See
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
- Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- people who don't exist
- Worlds are altered rather than destroyed
- Half-sour pickle
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
- The rules of pool are not selective
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- Why female athletes are paid less than their male counterparts
- institutions have lives of their own
- Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
- I would like to have emotions
- If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
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