Since I am a disgruntled office worker, I feel it is within my right to take time out of every day for a good dose of slack.

Slacking can be counter-productive and habit forming and I am now beginning to spend my entire day persuing slack instead of what I am being paid to do. Therefore I am now slacking for dollars, not working for a salary...!

Slacking for dollars can also be considered giving yourself an invisible raise. It works this way: if you're being paid 10 dollars an hour but you feel you ought to be making 20 dollars an hour you only work for half of your scheduled time. So on a 8 hour shift 4 of those hours ought to be spent doing nothing. If you have a supervisor it's advisable to make your invisible raise look kosher by at least pretending to be busy.