Findings:

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• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I married him because he was not mean
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• for me to smell a garden without trying
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• He Hate Me
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• She was watching me and I didn't know it.
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• she, he, and me
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• He taught me how to smoke
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• He said I'm better of without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• People without spines annoy me.
• I didn't even know he was sick!
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• This node was made for you and me
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• All he left her was alone
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• Some things dannye taught me without trying
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• He brings me books like flowers
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• How to order a Happy Meal without embarrassment
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• he calls me girly (user)
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• At least he was gentle
• he calls me girly_root (category)
• he calls me monster
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Without Me
• Before you, there was me
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• he that is not with me is against me
• There was no one waiting for me...
• my secret made me very happy
• More than he was willing to give
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• The day he gave me a lift
• He loves me, he loves me not
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• He that is not with me is against me.
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• man when you are telling me how it was
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• I was a homeless bum
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• by the time he was speaking,she was secretly evaluating the kissability of
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Count to Pi for me.
• Can You Take Me Back
• capture me with grace
• the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me
• Kiss me once and never again
• Dream a Little Dream of Me
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• gwapo me (user)
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• holding me back
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• How was the Bible canonized?
• The Bed Was Not My Own
• When I Was a Boy
• Walther WA 2000
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
• Happy Labor Day from Insomnia Boy
• The day I found out I was a guy
• happy smiling enlightened recluse
• I was a father for a few days
• happy trail
• Truth was in that mountain
• Happy Hacking Keyboard Lite 2
• The night was alive, and so was I
• Happy 2b Hardcore
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• happy phantom_root (category)
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Happy Feet (user)
• Creative Nomad Jukebox Zen
• hes (user)
• Was There a Time
• He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• he just died
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• He's not heavy, he's just lame
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Everything Stalin did was legal
• The cute kitten represents violence and carnage and, if he is lucky, the children look.
• There Was No Leak
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• Man Was Made to Mourn
• God is not dead; He is merely unemployed.
• Too long without touch
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Virtue without temptation?
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• he smokes like a cello plays
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• This music crept by me upon the waters

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