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• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The path we have been walking
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I appear to have been misinformed
• you would have been
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• Front porch, what should have been said
• It could have been me
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Why drinking fountains have 2 holes
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Advice I have been given about girls
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I have never
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I have always been burning
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Movies that should have been books first
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• The way things have always been done
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Have you been a dad today?
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• You have been the daylight shining
• What Might Have Been
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• What have you been smoking?
• I may or may not have been naked
• I have just been shot
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Could have beens, should have beens
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• Sorry. Position has been filled.
• The Honor Roll has been retired (document)
• drinking song
• Drinking Alone in the Moonlight
• O'Tuomy's Drinking Song
• On drinking alone
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Here We Have Idaho
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• I should have danced with you
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• Intellectual property laws have gone too far
• If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
• How to have a great vacation in China without money
• I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
• Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
• Wild Tigers I Have Known
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• Why do children have to die?
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• I've frequently not been on boats
• The Young Man's Guide to Drinking and Dating
• Zen Buddhist Drinking Game
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• I have a dream
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• I don't have a television set
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• I have a bad feeling about this
• Celebrities I have served
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• have an easy fast
• People want what they cannot have
• Art has an actual purpose
• You stole what they would have given you
• Ack! I have a leftover bit!
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• I love you but I have to let you go
• I have no memory of my Mother
• Dead people I have known
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• If you have enough monkeys banging randomly on typewriters, they will eventually type the works of William Shakespeare
• How to Pretend to Have a Job
• I have to return some videotapes
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• If Love now Reigned as it Hath Been
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• It's been years since we were born
• love like you've never been hurt
• Sickness is Health. Madness is Wisdom. Drinking is Strength.
• Drinking in text as though the thirst might not present itself again
• 3:24 AM and drinking alone
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I have no faith in your God
• I have a tricorn hat
• I must have three heads
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• I really have to do you now
• Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• People have fucked up before
• The snow is the first distinct memory I have
• I have a good rapport with animals
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• My words are the only gift I have for you
• They Have a Word for It
• Have a kosher passover!
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Gamesmaster, Gamesmaster, What Have You Done?
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
• They have taken enough
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• I want to have known
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• i have to get out
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• How to find something which has been lost
• So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
• Drinking problem
• Drinking with a spoon

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