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• You know you are addicted to Everything when
• When serpents bargain for the right to squirm
• For when you and your shiftless friends are wasting your time on chat
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• When glided in Porphyria
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• The problem with arbitrary decisions when designing computer programs, especially when deciding abou
• When We Were Very Young
• Laugh when threatened
• when? (user)
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• When Bobby Comes Down
• I wear this skirt only when the rodeo is in town
• When we speak of magic, we conspire against death
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• When I am an old woman
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• What happens when we die?
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• When I Peruse the Conquer'd Fame
• Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• You know you're a geek when...
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• When all the stars go out at night
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Things to consider when forming a rock band
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• When you ride alone you ride with Hitler!
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• When in doubt, choose wings not shoes
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• When I Paint My Masterpiece
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• When everybody carries masks
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• when the time comes
• Venus, when she is the evening star
• Happiness ends when the screen goes blank
• when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
• When the shit hits the fan
• when your snoring began
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• Things to do when technology gets here
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• When the law's on your side
• When you were my baby
• We only smoke when bored so we do two packs a day, and we've lost the difference between bored and lonely anyway
• Sucking at The Sims
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• When we shed our earthly skin
• When you are again allowed to use your limbs and your eyes
• And When I Die
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• When the ocean fell
• When Democracy Failed: The warnings of history
• When This Is Over
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• When good cats go bald
• When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• When I said yes
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• When will the internet eradicate paper?
• When it all comes together
• When I get like this
• Her hair, tangled
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• When Etna basks and purrs
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• When the Pope says shit
• Things you learn when a woman moves into your flat
• water does not expand when it freezes
• When averted glances become the same as a stare
• When children become people
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Happy When It Rains
• When Good King Arthur Ruled This Land
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• What to do when your brakes fail
• When willpower isn't enough
• When Poets Dreamed of Angels
• When the water is black you know it's deep
• When e2 takes a break, take a break from e2
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• When Shall We Take Off?
• When I would muse in boyhood
• When users of E2 meet each other (e2poll)
• When having sex in ancient Rome
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.1 'when' and 'unless'
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• When your presents give me hives
• when my father cries
• When can it end?
• When I left home
• When life gives you shit
• When should a firm stop production?
• when immunity is a bad thing
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• When the boss is away...
• When in Rome: a truly funky place to stay
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• When you kill people they die
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• When The Kitestring Pops
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• When I Was Cruel
• Why I hate when my father tinkers with the computer, and why you should too
• Things to consider when naming your child
• I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
• Models of American Racial Discrimination
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• When the great recorder comes
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• When the screaming is done you need a place to sleep
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• I just don't know when to quit.
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Things men want when they're drunk
• when you were words
• When and Why
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• When Irish eyes are smiling
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Summer never answers when you call
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• There are times when they seem to be right
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• One learns the most when teaching others
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• When All's Well
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• What happens when a Pope dies
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• Since when am I a size 6?
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• I look better when I am wet
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Back when grunge was still cool
• When to Shake
• Thoughts that randomly pop into your mind when masturbating
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• You're never around when I need you
• When Running Jokes Go Bad
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• Who what when where why & how
• who vs. whom
• Maids When You're Young
• the first casualty when war comes is the truth
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• How to add a folder in your Send To option when right clicking in Win98
• When parents give you 744 condoms
• What to do when your husband comes home
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Columbia exploded?
• When tofu goes bad
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful

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