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• How to write poetry like a teenager
• insulting people you like
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• It seems like the right thing to do
• How do you write like that?
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Japanese people like to play games
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• Some days it seems like the sun is landing on the earth
• stuff white people like
• Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• People Like Us
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• I like to kick people with my fists
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• Sometimes I like to write with my eyes closed
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• Dead links in writeups
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• It seemed like a good idea at the time
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Those two people like it, and they're shagging
• Write like a Hacker
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Mommy, why are those ducks wrestling like that?
• Describing feelings with words is like playing the piano with a baseball-bat
• like minded curmudgeons
• I recommend driving like an Old Lady
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Smells like a bowling alley
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• What it's like to be in love
• acting a little like my mom
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Would you like an OS with that?
• Writing software is like composing a symphony
• Sometimes this city feels like an expensive tomb
• Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
• What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• This Sounds Like Goodbye
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• Alone, Like a Window Washer at the 50th Story
• They dropped like flakes, they dropped like stars
• The future like another country, and a ticket in my hand
• microcosms, white like snow
• Sheila dashes madly into traffic as Euros flutter down around us like injured butterflies
• Chill like an penguin and drink like a lush: A back to school nodermeet and toga party!
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• Is this what it feels like to heal?
• Like a series of broken falls
• What really matters is what you like, not what you are like
• I like my breasts the way they are
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• How to Win Friends and Influence People
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• The Everything People Registry : United States : North Carolina
• The Everything People Registry : United States : Rhode Island
• The Everything People Registry : United Kingdom : Wales
• Capitalize, please
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• giant rod people
• Characterizing stoners by reference to stoned people
• People confuse me
• The White People - Epilogue
• The Everything People Registry : Croatia (Hrvatska)
• Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
• Indigenous people are better than you
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• Scarecrow People
• Nationalist Socialist Peoples Party
• The Bulgarian People Under Ottoman Rule
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• People Mover
• Plastic People of the Universe
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• Some People Punch Tiles
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Demand is not measured in units of people, it is measured in units of money
• Opium of the people
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• How to Seem Important
• read/write mode
• Do not write, stamp, or sign below this line
• Science to write (collaboration)
• Read. Write. Create.
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• Take it like a man
• I like monkeys
• Webster 1913 sounding like Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• Sew, old woman, sew like the wind!
• Soup that eats like a meal
• Shopping for groceries like a seven-year-old kid
• Like a Virgin
• You speak like who you hang with, and piece like who you paint with
• On nights Like This
• Theorems whose names sound like Robert Ludlum novel titles
• Stop acting like an asshole
• Promises Like Pie-Crust
• like terms
• No Place Like Home
• Look siad me Be like me
• sleep like a rock
• You are talented; I would like to make love to you
• Love is like skipping, if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
• There is no frigate like a book
• Live?!*@ Like A Suicide
• The world is warm and likes having us in it
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• Down like a prom queen
• And then God laughed like Hell
• It clings to her like dedication in the rain
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• We get tangled up like wires
• Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
• I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• John McCain is like Popeye the Sailor-Man, which makes Olive Oyl his battered wife
• Girls like assholes
• Stupid people
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Seeing Other People
• The Everything People Registry : United States : Oklahoma
• The Everything People Registry : USA : Cardboard Box Cities Behind Wal-Marts
• The Everything People Registry : United States : Montana
• Her hair, tangled
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Are the gospels written by the people they're attributed to?
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• Things you give people that they keep
• People just expect things from me
• 7 Japanese people are still missing, presumed dead
• Thinking and Learning Characteristics of Young People
• Why do people believe in God?
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• An Enemy of the People, act II.1
• How to herd people in public
• Animals Are Beautiful People
• Shoe People
• How to break your neck and freak people out
• When silence between two people is comfortable
• The Five People You Meet in Heaven
• The Everything People Registry : Canada : Nunavut
• You Forgot It In People
• Darby O'Gill and the Little People
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• Some People
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Write only memory
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• It's not the words you write, it's the story you tell
• to write here is to invest in a strange nation
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• Spies Like Us
• As You Like It I.iii
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• I'd like to buy the world a Coke
• What does nuclear fusion smell like?
• Time flies like an arrow
• Prostitution - I Like My Job
• Love is like a See-Saw
• I don't think I like your system
• Snow like fire
• She wears her failed relationships like a shield
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• As You Like It II.vi
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• It's like snowflakes
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Just Like Larry
• talks like a duck
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Life, or something like it
• Like a Hole in the Head

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