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(i) Of
combat
aircraft
, to have been forced to
Earth
by loss of
aerodynamics
,
thrust
or incapacity crew due to impacts by
projectile
s.
(ii) Of young men in
bars
, to have an
advance
towards a member of the appropriate sex
scornful
ly rejected, especially in
earshot
of one's buddies.
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My friend came home from school a few days ago and presented me with a situation, which he had already presented to my boyfriend, for an opinion.
Apparently, there was this
girl
in one of his classes who he found
immense
ly attractive, and he attempted to ask her out. We live in a suburb of Phoenix, and for the
holiday
s, there has been an
ice rink
constructed.
Friend
: Hey, do you know how to
ice skate
?
The Girl
: Yes.
Friend
: Would you like to go ice skating with me one afternoon?
The Girl
: I don't like
ice skating
.
Friend
: Oh.
He said he let a little time go by, and then
approach
ed her again.
Friend
: Well, since you don't like ice skating, do you think you might like to have
dinner
with me one night?
The Girl
:
I don't like dinner.
I told him straight out that not only was there no chance of this girl ever giving him the time of day, but the way that she acted was positively
evil
.
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