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sub-atomic humour
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idea
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by
Footprints
Mon Aug 14 2000 at 22:21:47
Two
sub-atomic
jokes:
Two
atoms
are walking along. Suddenly one looks around in
panic
. "
Oh my God!
, he starts shouting, "I've lost an
electron
!!!"
So the other atom looks at him in shock and says: "Are you sure?"
"I'm positive", he answers.
A
neutron
walks into a bar, and orders a
shot of vodka
. The
bartender
serves him and he drinks it up. He gets up to leave and asks the bartender how much he has to pay.
The bartender replies "For you,
no charge
."
(
idea
)
by
Pseudo_Intellectual
Mon Aug 14 2000 at 22:30:55
Q:What does the
quantum duck
say?
A: "Quark,
quark
."
(
idea
)
by
PMDBoi
Wed Mar 21 2001 at 0:48:24
I heard the other day
the
scientist
s discovered that
neutrino
s have
mass
...
I didn't even know they were
Catholic
.
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