Findings:

• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• I am blind when I want to be
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• What I want to be when I grow up
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• Three Years, Five Months and Two Days in the Life Of ...
• There was a time when I was a better person
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
• When I Was a Boy
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• Since I was knee-high to a grasshopper
• And then we'll invade Russia
• What the American people want politics to be
• Back when grunge was still cool
• Information wants to be deleted
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• If God was willing to let it be
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Three lap dances ... and a wedding
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• November 4, 1995
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• Crunch all you want, we'll make more
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• i want to be a dj
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Maybe tomorrow we’ll be on that plane.
• good vs. well
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• When I was young
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I just want to be a drummer
• The Reluctant Dragon: Part Three
• Where's the kaboom?
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• back when our blood was still warm
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• You want to be my moderately intriguing genital diversion, yes?
• Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• When I was five
• We Be Three Poor Mariners
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• When All's Well
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• The demon was just under three feet tall
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Want to be a werewolf
• When I Was a Lad
• All I want for Christmas is to be cooled
• I want to be a muse
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• All that I am and ever want to be
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• No matter what size you wear, you will not be able to find it when you shop
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• When I was Fair and Young
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• Leaves of three, let it be
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• You want to be the fucking hot girl, not the fucking, hot girl
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• I was doing so well.
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I want anime hair, and then some
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• when music is your quest, then both sound and silence are your friends
• Information wants to be free
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• I Was Looking at the Ceiling And Then I Saw the Sky
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?

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