Findings:
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Accidental death odds
- Being with an older woman
- The Importance of Being Earnest: Act III
- All things being equal
- A simple celebration of being alive
- each book has us creating a fresh work as we read it into being
- Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
- Arriving as a state of being
- Is the fact of your certain death enough to prevent you from enjoying life?
- 'nuff said
- She arose and said matter-of-factly
- Master Dogen said, "I am not other people"
- ...And Love Said No
- What the cows said
- usually, at this time
- Are You Being Served?
- World of Being
- Everyone should experience being a minority occasionally
- A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
- I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
- On being American
- The difference between being naked and nude
- Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
- tell me a story about really being undead
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- What the Thunder Said
- She said she loved me
- Qaboos bin Said
- Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
- embarrassing situation
- The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
- Being short
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
- The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
- The vices of being a mathematician
- The Folly of Being Comforted
- I am the only being whose doom...
- Blue Line. A Being With.
- On being a creature of fantasy and desire
- 'twas the telltale tink-tock of marionettes, he felt certain, that jingle-jangled from behind her shower curtain
- What She Said
- Right Said Fred
- France, she said
- let's not I said really let's just not
- Gary Bettman's remarks on the NHL labor situation
- The joy of Being a Technician
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
- If you're being attacked, yell fire
- There's nothing noble about being a soldier
- being here
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
- I Like Being Killed
- certain values
- He said, expecting the answer no
- So then she said
- I am three, she said
- we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
- situation
- Here's your heart, usually I don't like dead things as gifts.
- being close to another person
- Now that we're being so open and honest
- Perils of being too good at your job
- "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
- The benefits of being single
- Being rich is as much a trap as being poor
- On being a college radio DJ
- The fun of being miserable...or not
- Yet another guide to being cool
- On being the "other"
- You think of Everything while saving your little brother from certain doom
- What did you mean when you said...
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- Situation #58
- The difference between being "naked" and being "nekkid"
- Human being emulator
- The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
- The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- being true to your nature
- Being a man
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- On being popular
- History is an Angel ... being blown backwards into the future
- being drunk
- Dearest, I feel certain
- "Not I," said the pig.
- That one makes me scream, she said
- Mahmoud Nasib Said
- Abraham said no
- situation ethics
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- Being an artist warps the mind
- The Story That Is Still Being Written
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
- The Joys of Being a Negro
- Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
- Being J.D. Salinger (Vonnegut Style)
- On being a man
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- When You Said, "Remember Me"
- You thought you said what I think I heard
- Lying on the grass in the empty stadium, next to you, regretting the things I've said
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- Evolutionary pressure against being evil
- You Are Not Being Fair
- The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
- being doored
- Being both black and white
- The joys of being jailbait
- There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
- Opinions are immunity to being told you're wrong.
- being my own contemporary
- Criminal Code of Canada - Part XI Wilful and Forbidden Acts in Respect of Certain Property
- What the Tortoise Said to Achilles
- Edward Said
- Said ibn Sultan
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- The lady of situations
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- The curse of being named Tim
- On being the Older Woman
- The Wild Colonials
- No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
- Physical beings having a spiritual experience
- Help! Help! We're being held prisoner in a system software factory!
- You, a human being. I, a robot.
- I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
- She's Either Being Sweet and Lying, or She's Just a Doormat
- Secretly, as certain dark things are loved
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- Port Said
- He had something to say. He said it.
- She said she loved me. The knife came down.
- So, I bought some new curtains. They're blue, and that act is symbolic of the hopelessness of my particular domestic situation.
- Being and Time
- do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
- Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
- On being the first person to finish a test
- on being hit by lightning
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
- It's Lonely Being Only
- You Are Being Lied To
- About Being Different
- As certain as color
- When I said yes
- She said, while hugging a bowl of turnips close to her bosom
- And Then I Said "Touche"
- I Dare - She Said (user)
- situation comedy
- "The books with the simpler titles are usually harder to read"
- Just being quiet and close
- Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
- When you are being sacrificed
- Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
- Being involved in some way with Pauly Shore
- the problem with being a member of the dominant culture
- When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
- being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
- On Not Being Bob Dylan
- living being
- Certain modest deprecations against my malevolent Detractour
- They said no
- "Make your bed" the old lady said
- We said nay, we are but men
- Tender Situation
- The entire point of being an adult
- Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
- being complimentary
- Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
- Being Involved
- On Being the one who goes away
- The Audio of Being
- Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
- On being sane in insane places
- Being on the deuce (is no excuse)
- Being the last to fall asleep
- Easier said than done
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