Tem42 "I am not yet to the point of throwing out meta-nodes... But I am trying to submetanode every thing I can." (from Chatterbox).

eli "ack, I got curry all over my pants!" discofever "i'm going through noder adolescence, at which I rebel against bones and nate. when I grow up, i'll realize just how right they were and how i'm turning into them." (from #everything. I think these two consecutive statements epitomize #everything perfectly.)

"the Martian's cry will haunt you long afterward." -Lord Brawl's "ululate" writeup

"Personally, we on Team Jet-Poop prefer our lack of Smurf identity. We actually picture ourselves as the Hair Bear Bunch." (Everything Smurfs. Oops, pingouin pointed that out already. Well, hey, it's funny!)

Just about all of Cow Of Doom's April 30, 2000 daylog, but what I find so especially endearing is the part that goes like:

• "flung flung flung. FLUNG. it sounds like it should be some sort of onomatopoeia, but it isn't, unless you fling a bell or something. FLUNG. hehehahahaa.
  
  mung bung dung FLUNG. bonnnnggg."

"...nobody evades the magic wands of the hypocrisy fairies for very long..."
-ToasterLeavings, half-assed vegetarian

"After years of watching daytime talk shows, soap operas, and endless romantic primetime movies and sitcoms ... I have come to one very disturbing realization:"
-hardcorekitty, (underhanded rhetorical gambit), Men like cheating women

"You should fear anything Post-Modern, Virginia, including that word, for Post-Modernism really isn't."
-McGrue, Lucifer Morningstar

"Unfortunately, John Hinckley shot Reagan on March 30."
-Jet-Poop, The Presidential Curse

"God died along time ago, God is probably fucking as we speak."
-bheistein, Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?

"Sorry if this gets posted twice, my computer is having problems."
-GirlsDontLikeMe, E2 Censorship ...moments before the second nuke.

"One curious aspect of Principia Mathematica is that it does not prove 1 + 1 = 2 until page 362."
-Gorgonzola, Principia Mathematica

"We have often little snatches of sunshine."
-Webster 1913, snatch

"You can't say that the singer {in the band Rush}has an annoying voice, because everyone already knows that."
-Mer, The Indie Rock Girl's Guide to Dating Classic Rock Guys

"I have found that invoking the name of Arioch is often helpful in finding that elusive perfect parking spot. I try not to promise him/her "blood and souls" however."
-Lord Brawl, Arioch

"I'm told that Wladziu is Polish for Walter, but I remain convinced that in reality it is a form of child abuse."
-Roninspoon, Liberace

"Recently, historians declared that the 90s never actually happened."
-Starke, Eminem

"I have noticed that sometimes autistic people share many of the traits of a pedantic ass."
-mrfwiski, How to deal with a pedantic ass