(thing) by jessicaj Mon Mar 27 2017 at 5:03:14
  1. Man cave:
  2. for those who are unfamiliar
  3. with the term: it's a sanctuary
  4. where males can retreat to watch 'The Game'.
  5. This term is sexist and insulting.
  6. It implies that women don't deserve:
  7. a time consuming hobby, a child free zone,
  8. to sit down with the remote and control,
  9. put their feet up, snooze, drink adult beverages,
  10. eat snacks, relax, unwind, let their hair down.
  11. Their place is the kitchen.
  12. Cook, clean, dishes, laundry.
  13. How about the bedroom? 
  14. Sorry honey, not tonight.
  15. No, I don't have a headache.
  16. There are 162 regular games 
  17. in the season and I think
  18. all of them are special.
  19. Netflix and chill?
  20. My bracket is busted and it's still
  21. more attractive than you.
  22. #SorryNotSorry
  23. I've got a hot date 
  24. with Baseball Reference.
  25. Turns out WAR may be good for something
  26. depending on which version you use.
  27. This is dedicated to any woman who has ever
  28. had to suffer through a game where your partner
  29. called the umpires referees just to embarrass you. 
  30. Why do some women love sports? Because they do.
I like it! 2 C!s