Trees are pointy and fit in the ground.

Trees make paper, but not by choice.

Trees are unique in their ability to turn dirt into wood.

Trees are good for the environment, which doesn't mean anything.

Trees are nude and can have sex without touching, or even flirting.

Trees harbour many interesting forms of life, such as wasps, fungi, parasitic bromeliads of the subfamily Tillandsioideae, wayward children, and drop-bears.

Money does not grow on trees, but apples do, and you can sell them. Bark doesn't fetch much.

The Nias people of Northern Sumatra believed that dead trees turned into evil spirits, which was half their problem.

Trees sound like Cheese. Do not accept an invitation to a Wine and Trees night, lest grave disappointment ensue.

Trees make splendid friends and furniture.

Grass is small, mutant trees.

Shrubs are just small trees.

Trees are profoundly embarrassed by topiary.