Findings:

• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I remind myself I'm a married woman
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• "I'm sure your song is beautiful," she laughed
• I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm a stranger here myself
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm so tough
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm not sure
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• well im sure (user)
• I'm so glad I don't vote
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Charmed, I'm sure
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm so sorry
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm OK, You're OK
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• That's my story and I'm stickin' to it
• I'm Alan Partridge
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• I'm Sas (user)
• HI im vik (user)
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• John McCain is a Butthead; I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message
• I'm always breathless when you call
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
• I'm a glutton with a hollow leg
• Song Of Myself
• My withdrawal into myself
• A letter to myself
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• You're so money
• If the IRA are "terrorists," so were the French Resistance against the Nazis
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• The donuts are so pretty
• Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
• Faraway, So Close!
• So mote it be
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Not so difficult
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• So they caught Saddam Hussein
• Mi dispiace, non lo so
• The Clouds of Magellan, so oft pursued by night balloonists.
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• Why so serious?
• So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• everything so sharp, silent and calm
• a child so serene
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm a Southern Baptist
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• IMS
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• IM SAFE
• I'm glad you asked that question
• two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
• I try to see myself
• myself (user)
• Only When I Lose Myself
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• Becoming Myself
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• Why are we all so troubled?
• Elsie Marley's Grown So Fine
• Her hair, tangled
• Art is so important
• What makes her so cute?
• So you sit, trying to write...
• So Far, So Good... So What!
• Why I love Pascal so much
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• So there is death in my voice; what of it?
• Brenda, your brains smell so good
• What we found hiding there, furious and so alone
• So. African (user)
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• why drunk trampolining is so fun
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• so many assholes
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• So Yesterday
• as sure as eggs is eggs
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm not drinking any more
• I'm with stupid
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• I'm not in love, set me free
• They think I'm a god
• I'm Afraid of Malkavians (a parody)
• I'm in the mood to move
• I'm a Boy
• I'm going to Disneyland
• Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• im not mikey (user)
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm on a diet!
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• I'm no Socrates
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I put away childish things, like myself
• like a flower with a fool's face I open myself
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself

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