Findings:

• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I remind myself I'm a married woman
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• "I'm sure your song is beautiful," she laughed
• I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm a stranger here myself
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm so tough
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm not sure
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• well im sure (user)
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Charmed, I'm sure
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm so sorry
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm OK, You're OK
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• That's my story and I'm stickin' to it
• I'm Alan Partridge
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• I'm Sas (user)
• HI im vik (user)
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• John McCain is a Butthead; I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message
• I'm always breathless when you call
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
• I'm just sayin'.
• John, I'm Only Dancing
• I really really scared myself this evening
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I myself am war
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Dreams last for so long
• So is this a Customer Service Center or a Technical Support Center?
• So, he's leaving
• So Many Roads
• Why did so many animals return to the sea
• sos (user)
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• Fraid So (user)
• That's So Raven
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• me so cute (user)
• it's so obvious
• Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
• "So?" is a challenge
• We were so young and dazzled
• evil, like darkness, is not so much an entity unto itself as an absence of its counterpart
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm a Southern Baptist
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• IMS
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• IM SAFE
• I'm glad you asked that question
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• I give myself
• I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
• I promised myself to make a picture of my heart, and there it is
• I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
• Don't stand so close to me
• American girls are all so easy
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• So you wanna be a hacker
• randir
• Why do so many people wear glasses?
• So you want to be a DJ?
• Why are there so many 1964 nickels?
• So dark, the buildings are afraid of one another
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• So much nothing
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• So they caught George W. Bush
• So Cal BEK (user)
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• river flowing so deep beneath my veins
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• So you've decided to order pizza…
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm not drinking any more
• I'm with stupid
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• I'm not in love, set me free
• They think I'm a god
• I'm Afraid of Malkavians (a parody)
• I'm in the mood to move
• I'm a Boy
• I'm going to Disneyland
• Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• im not mikey (user)
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm on a diet!
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• I'm no Socrates
• I'm about to create a new node!
• i feel alive when i'm close to the madness
• How I nearly killed myself masturbating
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Far away piece of myself
• I wasn't there. I watched the video later. I saw myself.
• The limes, I tell myself

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