Globules of
pizza dough, deep fried and served with
pizza sauce for
dipping. They have the consistency of slightly hardened
syrofoam peanuts and a taste reminiscent of
nothing. They are sometimes served in
taverns in order to fill the
stomachs of the
patrons, thus lowering their levels of
intoxication, which, in many cases, causes them to buy more
beer so they can get
besoffen.
They're also a great source of entertainment to bored
servers who pass the time by throwing them at
garbage cans, empty
glasses, and their fellow
employees.