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• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• I was told you were very pretty
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• this is unlike the story it was written to be
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• in the end it was better that we were apart
• Fill for me a brimming bowl full of stories
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• Tell me a story about drains
• How the Story of Oz Came to an End
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• A Small Scrap Near the End of Your Story
• Boring Story (user)
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Stuff was started stuff had ends
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• It was a dark and stormy night
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Several thousand years later and the angel was still as boring as sin
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• Tell me a story about mains
• Tell Me a Story; the Catbox Story Archive
• Phrases found at the end of interesting stories
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Saturday
• In the end it was always a stranger's hand
• What story down there awaits its end?
• What story there awaits its end?
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The horror story to end all horror stories
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Tell me a story about clouds
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Tell me a story about flowers
• man when you are telling me how it was
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• Tell me a story about cranes
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• tell me a story about lesbians
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• End of a love story
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• /but what was the question?
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• Tell me a story about plains
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• Tell me a story about being really undead
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• I was me before being me was cool.
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• Would you love me if I was a worm
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• QUEST: TELL ME A STORY
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Tell me a story about trains
• this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
• The Most Difficult Part of the Story: Beginning, Middle or End?
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Tell me a story about rains
• Tell me a story about elephants
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I was a homeless bum
• This is how the world ends: a love story
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Tell me a story
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• They grow up. No one told me.
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• but what's the moral of the story?
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• Before you, there was me
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• In the end, it was a Good Thing that I rushed Pierre.
• There was no one waiting for me...
• This node was made for you and me
• But this isn't a Cyberpunk story
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• The end of a story

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