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• England expects that every man will do his duty
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
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• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
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• His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
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• Tolstoy's use of his characters to bring forth his themes
• one kid against the fence, scuffed shoes, probably a trumpet case at his feet
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• God comments his code, you should too
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• If a cop harasses you, take his badge number
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• What do you give a Benedictine monk for his birthday?
• Deadman begins his journey, through a kitchen floor one Saturday night
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
• The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• Giving a cat oral medication
• Armando Ingegnieri and his Psychology of the Second Brain
• Rejuvenation and Unveiled Hidden Phenix: Carlos Castaneda Shamanism Plus a After His Death
• some of the pain that she endures would bring a strong man to his knees
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• A mace to the face keeps every man in his place
• From the brightness before Him passed His thick clouds
• a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• His mother is slowly killing him.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
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• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• The Boy with the Thorn in His Side
• In His Own Image
• His mournful lamenting, like smoke on the mountains
• Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
• The Ass and His Driver
• Phosphor reading by His own Light
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• The Help moJoe find his Biological Mother Project
• Spinning in his grave
• Orpheus and his Twice Dead bride, Eurydice
• His girlfriend
• Today your little boy is sprouting ten fingers and shedding his tail
• The Ass and His Masters
• Zuigan calls his own master
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• The Bishop Orders His Tomb at Saint Praxed's Church
• Valediction to His Book
• Justin Trudeau's eulogy for his father, Pierre Elliott Trudeau
• The Gift, the Giver, the Rebel, the Thief, and the Stranger and his Glue
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• I always wanted to get married one day
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Why do this every day?
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• To His Mistress Going to Bed
• pull the steel wool over his eyes
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• Johnny Got His Gun
• Toward his impossible light
• Saturn Devouring His Children
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• The Fisherman and His Wife
• Yes, I put Nair in his shampoo
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• Innocent contact with his flesh
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• The Horse and His Boy
• I went to visit his grave
• trumpet of his rump
• The Fisherman and his Soul
• No one says anything important during the day
• A Boy and His Dog
• Picked his bones in whispers
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
• The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
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• Atom and His Package
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• How the Whale Got His Throat
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• Pascal on his deathbed
• His Royal Highness
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• the moile with the clocks in his window
• i like his madness
• God's in His Heaven, All's Right With the World
• up his own arse
• My Uncle, on His 80th Birthday
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• His Majesty the Scarecrow
• 32 Reasons Andrew Deserves His Door
• Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
• And then I broke his nose
• river, in all his innocent beauty and home in hers
• Bless his Heart
• I saw his round mouth's crimson
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• Did Nixon beat his wife?
• his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
• Eli Whitney and his Patent
• How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
• I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
• Forgetting his life away
• In the Springtime of His Voodoo
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• The Colour Of His Voice
• A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• You want that I should rough him up?
• Things To Do Every Single Day
• On His Blindness
• His hips know the original dance
• The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
• His Serene Highness Prince Rainier III
• The General in his Labyrinth
• To node one thing beautiful every day
• Augie van Smith blushed and wiped chocolate off his lips
• Do not watch Fight Club every day for a week
• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
• de Molay recanted his confession
• The Eagle and His Captor
• Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
• Touch the Hem of His Garment
• The Ass and His Shadow
• Nicole Oresme and his Philosophies: An Example of Medieval Scientific Thought
• His Name Is Alive
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• The Brazier and His Dog
• World Teachers' Day
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• The day we broke our teacher's mind
• How the Camel Got His Hump
• A man with a tapeworm up his nose
• The Passionate Shepherd to His Love
• Let the earth hear his voice
• How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• too big for his britches
• If a geek.boy wrote poetry to his geek.girl
• To His Coy Mistress
• The Man and His Wife
• The Fisherman and His Nets
• Von Kempelen and his Discovery
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 5
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 4
• Kissing a man all over his face
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 3
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 2

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