Findings:

• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• They think I'm a god
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• My cats think I'm a God
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• God Sees The Truth, but Waits
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• There is no god but God
• Good from far, but far from good
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God stands forever.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• bitterly but gracefully finding the strength to let go of your failed relationships and move on with your emotionally damaged life
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• For God's sake, just have another election
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• God is good, people are screwed up
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• But I have seen the sun just once
• If Thou But Suffer God to Guide Thee
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Ladies and gentlemen, I play piano, but god is in the house tonight.
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• I think I will break but I mend
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• All gods but your own
• melancholy is good, but not every single day, and certainly not more than two days in a row
• I have no faith in your God
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• The whole idea of having a close personal relationship with God is rather new
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm not racist but...
• There but for the grace of God go I
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Love cookies
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• Your Perl-Fu is Good, but My Perl-Fu is Best (e2poll)
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Starve, but not for the glory of inner gods of determination
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Being a dickhead

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