Findings:
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- It seemed like a good idea at the time
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- Sensei, we've got another lesbian stuck in the goddamn shredder (idea) mp3 (recording)
- We've got a good First Amendment case
- I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
- Music need not be popular to be good
- Things that seem too good to be true rule
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- That I Would Be Good
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- it would be hilarious if only
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- You've Got to be Brain Damaged
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
- What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
- randir
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- They will not be named!
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
- What's geek got to do with it anyway?
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- It is not good that the man should be alone
- To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
- Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
- Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
- I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
- Not to be removed under penalty of law
- The Be Good Tanyas
- Mind without body
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- How to request that a writeup be deleted
- If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
- This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
- Smile! It's good to be irritating once in a while
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
- No place I'd rather be
- eternity would be boring
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Why it's good to be on top of Kmart hill
- Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
- Exes can be good things
- I never thought it would be like this
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- You're too good to be human
- The Man Who Would Be King
- Where would America be without Canada?
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- Names that should never be given to important files
- If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
- There are times when they seem to be right
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Too good to be true
- I have good reason to be thirsty today
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- That would be me
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- may their names be sung forever
- How to be a good customer
- Life without music would be a mistake
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Short can be good! (document)
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
- WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
- Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
- The Ten Commandments revised
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
- Hallowed Be Thy Name
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- The best kind of bartender
- Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
- To be this good will take Sega ages
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
- Why I sometimes think I must be insane
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Some moments seem too perfect to be real
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- TV can be a good thing
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- How To Be Good
- A whimper would be fine
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- good reasons to be content
- I seem to be a verb
- How to be a good evil villain
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
- Just to see what it would be like
- Sometimes it's hard to be good
- On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- Evil be thou my good
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- What it takes to be a good programmer
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
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