Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "A gentleman knocks off his friend's hat; but he does not annex his friend's hat."

• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• warwalking antennas in his hat juiced and sniffing.
• How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• In which Human Craig tries to debrief his alien friend
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Upon the death of Levon Helm and while considering his friends
• Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• God does all things to magnify His glory
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• He weaves his words
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• All his front teeth knocked out, living a nightmare
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• He's a good guy friend
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• You are nothing but the sum of your friends
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?
• In Which Ethel Gao Does His Damnedest To Refuse The Call To Adventure
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• He called he his brother and spoke approvingly of my story
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• He flops over and bonks his head
• So her hat does not blow away
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• Mister Chu does his laundry
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• he is too shy to write his tale
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• He just left his body
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• He made a way to his anger
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• Old chestnut: friends
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Friends, Romans, hipsters
• For when you and your shiftless friends are wasting your time on chat
• false friend
• Farewell to a Friend
• For hanging around with your shiftless friends
• Friend division
• One danger of having your friends using Everything
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• Some of my best friends are
• Friends of the Earth International
• How to find your new best friend
• My Only Friend
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• Friends who fuck
• No hair = No friends
• a friend of a friend
• Answer: friends
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Public Service Announcement: Curiosity Humiliated the Noder('s Friend)
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Your Friends & Neighbors
• For when you and your shiftless friends are confused again
• Outrun a speeding train
• Just friends syndrome
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• I found my friend Broken
• Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Send me your Vicodin!
• oil-water friend problem
• Can we still be friends?
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• our new friend, the ten-foot pole
• My friend's car caught on fire
• There is no friend anywhere
• Friends since 6th grade
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Garfield and Friends
• Save Water - Shower with a Friend
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• Party Rescue Friend
• For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• I have lots of gay friends
• With a Little Help from My Friends
• taking care of your little hamster friend
• I have a friend
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• The Guru got a girlfriend
• gay friends
• Like A Friend
• real drinks with imaginary friends
• Funeral For A Friend
• A new friend from a .hk domain
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• Friend of the Devil
• Friend pheromones
• A Faraway Friend
• Friends of Narnia
• Non-everythingian friends and their responses to this place
• famous circle of friends
• How my friend embarrassed my stage speech teacher
• All women are friends
• friend of a friend
• Let's just be friends
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• Wigner's Friend
• Friends with privileges
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Phil Lesh and Friends
• friend of Dorothy
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Friends with benefits
• death of a friend
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• For greeting your shiftless friends
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• For when you and your shiftless friends are temporarily amused
• invisible friend
• gay friend
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• For when you and your shiftless friends go shopping
• the friend zone
• female friend
• Falling in love with your best friend

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