Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "A gentleman knocks off his friend's hat; but he does not annex his friend's hat."

• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Upon the death of Levon Helm and while considering his friends
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
• warwalking antennas in his hat juiced and sniffing.
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• In which Human Craig tries to debrief his alien friend
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• He flops over and bonks his head
• So her hat does not blow away
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Mister Chu does his laundry
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• You are nothing but the sum of your friends
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• He's a good guy friend
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• He weaves his words
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
• God does all things to magnify His glory
• In Which Ethel Gao Does His Damnedest To Refuse The Call To Adventure
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• he is too shy to write his tale
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• He just left his body
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• All his front teeth knocked out, living a nightmare
• He made a way to his anger
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• real drinks with imaginary friends
• Funeral For A Friend
• With a Little Help from My Friends
• a friend of a friend
• famous circle of friends
• Friend pheromones
• For when you and your shiftless friends are temporarily amused
• No hair = No friends
• My friend's car caught on fire
• The Guru got a girlfriend
• gay friends
• invisible friend
• A Faraway Friend
• friend of a friend
• Let's just be friends
• Friends of the Earth International
• Like A Friend
• Friends of the Swastika
• death of a friend
• Friends who fuck
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• Some of my best friends are
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• Wigner's Friend
• Public Service Announcement: Curiosity Humiliated the Noder('s Friend)
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• For when you and your shiftless friends go shopping
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• Outrun a speeding train
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• My Only Friend
• friends for life
• I found my friend Broken
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• For when you and your shiftless friends are confused again
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• friend of Dorothy
• Phil Lesh and Friends
• The Computer Is Your Friend
• There is no friend anywhere
• Answer: friends
• Party Rescue Friend
• taking care of your little hamster friend
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• Save Water - Shower with a Friend
• For greeting your shiftless friends
• I have a friend
• I have lots of gay friends
• Friends, Romans, hipsters
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Friends of Narnia
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• One danger of having your friends using Everything
• Your Friends & Neighbors
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• Can we still be friends?
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Just friends syndrome
• How my friend embarrassed my stage speech teacher
• Friend of the Devil
• Farewell to a Friend
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• All women are friends
• Non-everythingian friends and their responses to this place
• false friend
• Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Send me your Vicodin!
• How to find your new best friend
• oil-water friend problem
• A new friend from a .hk domain
• Old chestnut: friends
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Man's best friend
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Friends with benefits
• Friends since 6th grade
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Friend division
• female friend
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• For hanging around with your shiftless friends
• Garfield and Friends
• For when you and your shiftless friends are wasting your time on chat
• For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
• Friends with privileges
• gay friend
• the friend zone

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