I tried my best to make a
modern translation
A Tale of John and Bob
John: licetne in vesperum hodiernum vobis aliquid commendare?
May I make a suggestion for this evening?
Bob: licet.
Yes, please.
John: cinematographeum adeamus!
Let's go to the pictures.
Bob: magnificam imaginum videbimus serium.
We'll see a splendid film.
John: deinde in cauponam nocturam intrabimus atque saltatricem
admirabimur bellam.
Then we'll go to a night club and make eyes at a luscious
dancing girl.
Bob: etiamne in saltando veste deposita corporis fornam proponet?
Will she do a striptease too?
John: nimium postulas.
You're asking too much.
How I appreciate three years of highschool latin