Findings:

• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• if you want to control a plant, you must be ruthless. if you want a plant to flourish, leave it alone.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Life without music would be a mistake
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• They knew what our pain would be.
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• That I Would Be Good
• Where would America be without Canada?
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• If you would be so kind
• That Would Be Enough
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• what would it take to be serene again?
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• That would be me
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Just to see what it would be like
• Mind without body
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• If you would be seated
• Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• You mean the me that you would be
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• I never thought it would be like this
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• eternity would be boring
• i would much rather engage directly with the supreme powers of the universe than the horde of ghosts conjured by man
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• The best kind of bartender
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• The Man Who Would Be King
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• A whimper would be fine
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• it would be hilarious if only
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Hitchhiking used to be so much fun
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• life is supposed to be walking back home alone
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• Much better than a piss test
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• How to get people to leave you alone
• Rebeca Martinez
• Good reasons to leave my computer-centred world alone
• Roots and Leaves Themselves Alone
• leave well enough alone
• How to be a Better Person
• too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
• leave it better than you found it
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• Much like what music wants to be
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• The next life will be better
• I don't want to be alone
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• There'll be plenty of time later to leave things unsaid
• Leaves of three, let it be
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Don't leave me alone
• Leave My Kitten Alone
• There's no reason to leave this poem alone
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I can do much better than this
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• How to Be Alone
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• I must die or be better
• It is better to be thought a fool
• On the comet there will be much pie
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• What can be better than that?
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
• How to be a better amateur astronomer
• leave me alone
• Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
• Leave Gentleman Jim Alone!
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• Leave the butterflies alone
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.

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