Findings:
- I married him because he was not mean
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
- More than he was willing to give
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- He Hate Me
- Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
- This node was made for you and me
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- he calls me girly (user)
- Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- For my brother, in the event he finds me
- he that is not with me is against me
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- I was a homeless bum
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- Before you, there was me
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- I was me before being me was cool.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- That's Just How He Was
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- At least he was gentle
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
- He brings me books like flowers
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- He loves me, he loves me not
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- Because to me that's suicide self-murder
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- Jesus He Knows Me
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- Shrug (Because of Me and You)
- Pity me not because the light of day
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- he was a punk poet himself
- Because he feared the turn of seasons
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- I Was Lost and You Found Me
- Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- I Hear it was Charged Against Me
- He was found
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- There was no one waiting for me...
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- man when you are telling me how it was
- You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
- Because, perhaps she was cold
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- He Was a Crook
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- full bottle in front of me
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- He taught me how to smoke
- He that is not with me is against me.
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- he calls me monster
- The day he gave me a lift
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- All he left her was alone
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- He called me Sarah once
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- He has redefined me, again and again
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- she, he, and me
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- making certain he was touching her
- He Was Only Joking
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- some say he was never here at all
- Because he's the hero Gotham deserves
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