Findings:
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- How Do You Want Me?
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- When you want me and how you want me
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- Nobody Knows It But Me
- I may never be queen, but you will never break me
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- How Prom nearly killed me
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
- it made me sick but kept me warm
- I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- M.A.S.H.: how to play and why you'd want to
- How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- How a farmer wanted to take plums to market
- Getting what you want from tech support
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- You, standing
- man when you are telling me how it was
- How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- But how's the grilled cheese? A GCP reunion and nodermeet in St. Louis, Jan 2006
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- it's not what you node, but how you node
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
- love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- How television car chases influenced me
- how my computer nearly killed me
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- Show Me How the Robots Dance
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- He taught me how to smoke
- How my psychology teacher single-handedly ruined art and music for me in one fell swoop
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
- How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
- How Daniel explained it to me
- My first comet
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
- How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- You say you love; but with a voice
- Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
- I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- Every programmer is incompetent but me.
- your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
- Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- I want silence, but wait for the phone to ring
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- the world's big enough, but how about your mind?
- I could never draw but they made me an artist
- But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Nobody for me but you
- not what words are used, but how they are used
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- You know to me she's but a fetish
- How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
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